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我们也在这里：求英语短篇笑话，越短越好_百度知道
求英语短篇笑话，越短越好
求英语短篇笑话，越短越好最好是5到7行就行了
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今天下午你准备用割草机吗?　　Mr. Johnson:Are you using your mower this afternoon?　　约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗?　　Mr. Smith.Yes.　　史密斯先生：是的。　　Mr. Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it ?　　约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗?
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我需要一个英语小笑话，要很好笑，最好很短，越短越好，而且还要带翻译
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TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, &School-Go Slow&. 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：&学校----慢行。&
我只会中文笑话：谁不笑就是傻逼。
可以再给我一个吗？要稍微长一点的
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这是个冷笑话，Student:I don't think I deserve an absolute zero.Prefessor:Neither do I,but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.学生：我认为我不该得零分。老师：我也这么觉得，但只是允许我打的最低分数。
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